Just Because War Is Hell

The Joke Was That President Bush Only Declared War When Starbucks Was Hit. You Can Mess With The U.n. All You Want, But When You Start Interfering With The Right To Get Caffeinated, Someone Has To Pay.

I Just Want To Get The Bad Guys But If I Can’t See Them, I Can’t Shoot Them.

At Another Location, We Found Barrels Of Chemical Material That Was Intended For Use As Biochemical Weapons. Everyone Talks About There Being No Weapons Of Mass Destruction In Iraq, But They Seem To Be Referring To Completed Nuclear Bombs, Not The Many Deadly Chemical Weapons Or Precursors That Saddam Had Stockpiled.

Other People Are Talking About Writing Books About My Life, Or About Some Of The Things I've Done. I Find It Strange, But I Also Feel It's My Life And My Story, And I Guess I Better Be The One To Get It On Paper The Way It Actually Happened.

I Really Don't Care What People Think Of Me.