Junk Runs In The Family.

I Feel Sorry For People Who Don't Drink Or Do Drugs. Because Someday They're Going To Be In A Hospital Bed, Dying, And They Won't Know Why.

Beauty May Be Skin Deep, But Ugly Goes Clear To The Bone.

You Make Me Wish That Birth Control Was Retroactive.

This Is The Big One! You Hear That, Elizabeth? I'm Coming To Join Ya, Honey!

The Food Here Is So Tasteless You Could Eat A Meal Of It And Belch And It Wouldn't Remind You Of Anything.