John Boehner Will Be The

I'm A Junkie For Exhaustion, And I'm A Junkie For Setting Up My Expectations Too High And Then Trying To Meet Them.

There's Nothing American Tourists Like More Than The Things They Can Get At Home.

If You Like Battlestar Galactica...you're Probably A Huge Nerd.

Make No Mistake - They're Coming For Our Guns. And We Freedom-loving Gun Lovers Are Totally Defenseless! Other Than, You Know, The Guns.

I Don't Accept The Status Quo. I Do Accept Visa, Mastercard, Or American Express.