Jesus Wanted Us To Be

I Don't Have A Computer. I Am The Luddite Of Rock'n'roll, I Don't Have A Portable Phone. I Write Things Down.

Cocaine Made Me Talk Forever. The Most Nonsensical Rubbish That You Could Ever Think Of.

You Can Call Me A Fat, Balding, Talentless Old Queen Who Can't Sing, But You Can't Tell Lies About Me.

Tina Turner Gave Me The Highway Blues.

We Have A Society Where Every Hit Maker And Tv Presenter Is Gay.