Jerkery Knows No Financial Pedigree.

It's Sad That We Have Become So Accustomed To Bad Service That We're Shocked When We Get Good Service.

The Other Day At A Drive-through, I Reminded The Teenage Girl Serving Me That She Forgot My Drinks. She Looked At Me, Hissed, Rolled Her Eyes, And Then Took Her Sweet Time Getting Me The Sodas.

I've Known Attractive Airheads, And I've Known Ugly Idiots.

Sexy Ain't Guys Like Churchill And Lincoln.

I Want Teachers To Teach, And I Want Oreos To Be Eaten.