Jealousy Is A Dog's Bark

There Is A Shortage Of Clerks. Everyone Is Going Into Journalism.

I Am Already So Popular That Anyone Who Vilifies Me Becomes More Popular Than I Am.

If Something Is Stolen From You, Don't Go To The Police. They're Not Interested. Don't Go To A Psychologist Either, Because He's Interested In Only One Thing: That It Was Really You Who Did The Stealing.

When A Culture Feels That Its End Has Come, It Sends For A Priest.

Diplomacy Is A Game Of Chess In Which The Nations Are Checkmated.