Japanese Is Sort Of A

If Your Parents Never Had Children, Chances Are... Neither Will You.

By The Time I Was In The Fourth Grade, I Sounded Exactly Like My Father On The Phone.

I Know What It Feels Like To Be A Gun Lover.

To Label Me An Intellectual Is A Misunderstanding Of What That Is.

I'm Not The Guy With The Enormous Comedy Nose Or The Big Feet Or The Bad Posture Or The Whatever; A Physical Comic Has Certain Things.