Jaguar — For Men Who'd

Volvo — They're Boxy But They're Good.

Maybe The Memory Does Play Tricks. Increasingly, I'm Thinking, 'what Was Their Name? I Knew That Name Yesterday.' I Think That's What Happens. At Some Point, I'll Forget That I Ever Worked With Peter Cook, I Suppose, And Alan Bennett And Jonathan Miller.

Masturbation Is Always Very Safe. You Not Only Control The Person You're With, But You Can Leave When You Want To.

I Wish I Had A Dime For Every Dime I Have.

I'm Always Looking For Meaningful One-night Stands.