Jackass Millionaires, Hey, Hey, Hollywood,

Albert Lee And I Have Become Real Close Friends, And He Comes Out Anytime I'm In The L.a. Area, And He'll Sit In For The Whole Show ! ... We've Got A Habit Of Doing That ... In Austin Redd Volkaert Does The Same Thing ... It's Fun ... I Love To Make It A Guitar Thing And The Audience Doesn't Know Any Different - They Think He's Some New Band Member They Don't Know. They Don't Realize Albert's The Reason We All Play Teles!.

When A Single Mom Goes Out On A Date With Somebody New. It Always Winds Up Feeling More Like A Job Interview.

Can't Wait To Date A Supermodel, Can't Wait To Sue My Dad. Can't Wait To Wreck A Ferrari, On The Way To Rehab.

I'm A Last-minute Shopper. I End Up At The Mall Or Somewhere On Christmas Eve. It's A Shame.

Today She Met Me At The Door, Said I Would Have To Choose, If I Picked Up That Fishing Rod Today, She'd Be Packing All Her Things And She'd Be Gone By Noon....well I'm Gonna Miss Her When I Get Home Tonight.