J. Paul Getty, Who Still

Saint Christopher, Who Said, Where Can I Get A Frank Sinatra Medal? Never Got A Dinner!

Ninety Isn't Old. You're Old When Your Doctor Doesn't X-ray You Any More - He Just Holds You Up To The Light!

John Wilkes Booth, Who Said, Sorry, I Thought He Was A Critic. Never Got A Dinner!

Moses, Who Said To The Children Of Israel, Wear Your Galoshes; I Never Did This Trick Before. Never Got A Dinner!

E.t., Who Said To Phyllis Diller, You Look Weird. Never Got A Dinner!