I've Written A Couple Screenplays

I Have Worried About Getting Pigeon-holed, But Now I Think I've Done Enough Weird, Offbeat Stuff Not To Be. And I Also Know That I Do Things For The Right Reasons: I've Made My Money, So I Don't Have To Say Yes To Anything.

I Took Acting Classes In College, And Once I Graduated, I Decided To Give Acting A Shot When I Couldn't Really Think Of Anything Else To Do. It Took Me A Couple Of Years To Get An Agent, And My First Big Break Was The Fanelli Boys, Which Was A Sitcom On Nbc. Then I Did A Few Television Movies.

It's Great To Be Recognized When I'm Looking For A Table At A Crowded Restaurant, But I Still Don't Put It To Best Use. I'm Such A Lump. I Won't Cut The Line. It's My Catholic Guilt. I Gotta Get Used To It

But I Came From A Conservative Republican Background.

I Think To Be A Successful Comic, You Have To Be Exceptionally Smart And Exceptionally Perceptive.