I've Seen The Ticket, And

Hollywood Is A Strange Place If You're In Trouble. Everybody Thinks It's Contagious.

Behind Every Cloud Is Another Cloud.

I Try To Bring The Audience's Own Drama - Tears And Laughter They Know About - To Them.

[on Daughter Liza Minnelli] I Think She Decided To Go Into Show Business When She Was An Embryo, She Kicked So Much.

My Life, My Career Has Been Like A Roller Coaster. I've Either Been An Enormous Success Or Just A Down-and-out Failure.