I've Seen Quite A Bit

Human Relations, I Mess Them Up, And They Let Me Down.

The Most Rabidly Religious People Are The Most Rabidly Evil.

I Don't Buy A Lot When I Travel, But When I Do, I Like To Send Gifts From Wherever I Am. It's Fun To Find The Local Post Office.

People In L.a. Don't Have To Brace Themselves Against The Cold; They Slack Off Permanently, And Their Brains Turn To Mush.

The Whole Thing About Rock Music, Pop Music, Is It's Really For Kids.