I've Seen A Lot Of

I Have Been Lucky Enough To Travel A Lot, Meet Great People In Many Lands. I Have Liked Almost Everyone I Met Along The Way.

I've Seen A Lot Of People Buy My Books And Then Fall Asleep On The Plane Soon Afterwards.

After My Hip Operation, I Had To Cut Out Butter, Which I Loved, And Salt. I No Longer Eat Desserts With Lots Of Cream, And I've Cut Right Back On Alcohol.

The Whole Art Of Life Is Knowing The Right Time To Say Things.

Women Who Start Out As Ugly Ducklings Don't Become Beautiful Swans. What They Mainly Become Is Confident Ducks. They Take Charge Of Their Lives.