I've Played A Heroin Addict

People Are Always Telling Me That Change Is Good. But All That Means Is That Something You Didn't Want To Happen Has Happened.

It's Triumphant For Someone To Wake Up To Life. I Feel A Tremendous Sense Of Liberation. You Want To Be Able To Use Both Your Intuitive Side And Your Go-get-'em Side With No Blame.

Through Clinton And Monica, Clinton And Hillary, The Scandal, The Impeachment, Iraq, Bruce And Demi, Ellen And Anne, I Have Remained Consistently And Nauseatingly Adorable. I Have, In Fact, Been Known To Cause Diabetes.

My Family Responsibilities Don't Conflict With My Career. Not At All.

It Would Be Really Great If People Would Realize That Stars Are Only People With The Same Weaknesses And Flaws, Not Immaculate Idols.