I've Often Thought That My

I've Often Thought That My Scruples About Stealing Books Were The Only Thing That Stood In The Way Of My Being A Really Great Scholar.

You Liberals Think That Goats Are Just Sheep From Broken Homes.

English History Is All About Men Liking Their Fathers, And American History Is All About Men Hating Their Fathers And Trying To Burn Down Everything They Ever Did.

Culture Is A Way Of Coping With The World By Defining It In Detail.

The English Are Polite By Telling Lies. The Americans Are Polite By Telling The Truth.