I've Never Written Jokes. I

I Would Say Just Stop Watching Me, I Guess, At This Point. That Is What I Do, And It Probably Is, In Some Way, A Bit Of A Lecture. I Can See How That's Not Something That Would Be Enticing For You To Watch In A Stand-up Hour.

I'm Finally Going To Be Able To Finally Criticize [hillary Clinton] Without Being Accused Of Being A Sexist - That Idea. I'm Not A Fan, I Don't Like Her, But You Can't Say Anything Without Being Accused Of Being A Sexist Pig, Which Is Unfair.

Nobody Is Going To Be As Bad For Free Thinking, Right-minded Individuals Than George Bush.

There Were A Number Of Referendums In '98 That Most Of The Things I Voted For Passed. That's Very Satisfying When You Feel That Most Of The Country Is In Step With Your Views.

I Work A Lot And I Like To Get Out And Work But The Work I Do To Make The Other Work Work I'm Not Very Good At.