I've Never Thought It Was

Usage Ain't Always A Matter Of Ought.

Ham's Substantial, Ham Is Fat. Ham Is Firm And Sound. Ham's What God Was Getting At When He Made Pigs So Round.

It Was Easy To Make Fun Of Bush, But It Was Sort Of Like Shooting Fish In A Barrel And It Didn't Really Feel All That Good Because It Was So Easy To Do. I Would Much Rather Live Under A Thoughtful President. Even If It Makes It Harder To Be Funny About Politics, It Makes It More Interesting To Be Funny About Politics.

I Think A Writer Is Not An Ideal Husband... Writers Tend To Get Off Into Their Own Heads And Not Notice The People That They're Living With, Or They Get Irritable With The People That They're Living With When The People Insist On Being Noticed.

Going To Vanderbilt Did A Lot Of Things For Me, And One Of The Things It Cured Me Of Was The Need To Follow College Football.