I've Never Read An Article

When I Stub My Toe It's Like I Pressed A Button That Plays All The Curse Words I Know.

I Keep A Lighter In My Back Pocket All The Time. I'm Not A Smoker, I Just Really Like Certain Songs.

I Like To Stand Near Atm Machines, And When Somebody Types In Their Pin Number, I Go, 'got It!' And Then I Run Away.

Separate But Equal Is Terrible For Education But It's Perfect For Eyebrows.

I Have An Erratic Drummer For Anybody Who's Just Listening To This, He Can Keep Time, But Just In Spurts.