I've Never Lived In The

If I Don't Take Care Of Myself, If I Don't Feel Good About Myself, How Can I Help Others?

I Spent My Childhood Eating. The Only Exercise I Got Was Trying To Twist Off The Cap Of A Jar Of Mayonnaise.

I Do Consider Myself A Clown And A Court Jester, And I Do Love To Make People Laugh, Whether They're Laughing With Me Or At Me.

I Get An Abundance Of E-mail Every Day, Some Say 'dear Richard, Can You Call My Husband, He Weighs 400 Pounds...' Or 'my 14-year-old Is 200 Pounds...' Or 'i Just Got Divorced, No One Wants Me, I Am 500 Pounds.' So I Pick Up The Phone And I Call People.

Work Hard, Take Care Of Yourself, And You'll Be Just Fine.