I've Never Been Pregnant, So

If We Can't Be True To Ourselves, What Can We Be True To?

I Am Not Gay, But If I Were, I Would Be The First One Running Out Of The Closet.

I Couldn't Have Children, I Tried To For Years. I've Never Been Pregnant In My Life. When I Was A Girl And Fooling Around I Was Scared To Death I'd Get Pregnant, And Then When I Got Married And Wanted To Have Children I Couldn't Have Any. But I Don't Miss It. I Did For Awhile, But I Realize That I Am Everybody's Mother.

I Am A Seeker, A Poor, Sinful Creature, There Is No Weaker Than I.

I Describe My Look As A Blend Of Mother Goose, Cinderella, And The Local Hooker!