I've Never Been More Normal

I'm Like The Opposite Of One Of Those Comedians Who's Funny On Stage And Depressed Behind Closed Doors . On Record, I Can Get Pretty Dark, But In Real Life I'm Very Carefree. But When I'm Happy, I Ain't Writing Songs, I'm Out Having A Laugh, Being In Love. I Wouldn't Have The Time. If I Ever Get Married, It'll Be 'darling, I Need A Divorce, It's Been Three Years, I've Got A Record To Write!'

I Like Having My Hair And Face Done, But I'm Not Going To Lose Weight Because Someone Tells Me To. I Make Music To Be A Musician Not To Be On The Cover Of Playboy.

I Am Never Writing A Breakup Record Again, By The Way. I'm Done With Being A Bitter Witch.

People Think That I Popped Out Of My Mother's Womb Singing 'chasing Pavements'.

Where You Go, I Go, What You See, I See, I Know I'd Never Be Me Without The Security, Are Your Loving Arms Keeping Me From Harm Put Your Hands In My Hand & We'll Stand.