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Men Are Vain; But They Won't Mind Women Working So Long As They Get Smaller Wages For The Same Job.

You Couldn't Tell If She Was Dressed For An Opera Or An Operation.

If Writers Were Good Businessmen, They'd Have Too Much Sense To Be Writers.

Reelfoot Is, And Has Always Been, A Lake Of Mystery.in Places It Is Bottomless. Other Places The Skeletons Of The Cypress-trees That Went Down When The Earth Sank, Still Stand Upright So That If The Sun Shines From The Right Quarter, And The Water Is Less Muddy Than Common, A Man, Peering Face Downward Into Its Depths, Sees, Or Thinks He Sees, Down Below Him The Bare Top-limbs Upstretching Like Drowned Men's Fingers, All Coated With The Mud Of Years And Bandaged With Pennons Of The Green Lake Slime.

An Epitaph Is A Belated Advertisement For A Line Of Goods That Have Been Permanently Discontinued.