I've Had Sex, So I'm

In High School I Would Mess With My Hair And Makeup All The Time.

Can't Hardly Wait Was A Movie Everyone Wanted. I Wanted The Lead Girl Sooo Badly, I Think It Was Lauren Ambrose. I Wanted It So Badly, I Kept Auditioning. I Didn't Get It, But I Think Everyone That Auditioned - Because Everyone Went Out For It - Got Some Screen Time In It, Like Me.

I'm Flatchested, I'm Short, I'm Brunette, I Have Droopy Eyes, And So People Have A Hard Time Casting Me As A 'beauty.'

I Played Teen Roles Until High Definition Came Out, And I Could Never Understand It. I Would Go In For Adult Roles And Be Older Than Many Of The People Auditioning, But They'd Cast The Girl Without A Line On Her Face.

A Dirty Shame Was A Crazy Movie. I Don't Understand That Movie At All. I Don't Get It, But I'd Work With John Waters Again In A Heartbeat. He's Just A Delight.