I've Got No One To

The Only Person Who Can Save You Is You: That Going To Be The Thing That Informed The Rest Of My Life.

I'm Standing In The Desert, Waiting For My Ship To Come In.

How The World Perceives You Is Largely Out Of Your Control.

If You Want To Turn On Your Boyfriend, Get Naked And Strap On An Accordion.

I Propose A Limitation Be Put On How Many Squares Of Toilet Paper Can Be Used In Any One Sitting.