I've Got Many, Many Demons

I Grew Up Having To Piss In A Bucket ’cos There Was No Indoor Shitter, And Now I Have These Computerised Japanese Super-loo Things That Have Heated Seats And Wash And Blow-dry Your Arse At The Touch Of A Button. Give It A Couple Of Years And I’ll Have A Bog With A Robot Arm That Pulls Out My Turds, So I Don’t Have To Strain.

They Said I Would Never Write This Book. Well, F**k ’em – ’cos Here It Is. All I Have To Do Now Is Remember Something... Bollocks. I Can’t Remember Anything.

As Long As There Are Kids Who Are Pissed Off And Have No Real Way In Venting Out That Anger, Heavy Metal Will Live On.

There's No Present, There's No Future, I Don't Even Know About The Past.

I'm Not A Musician - I'm A Ham.