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On The Correctly Formed Pubescent Girl, A Speedo Looked Wonderful. When It Was Wet, It Was An Incitement To Riot.

Prejudices Are Useless. Call Los Angeles Any Dirty Name You Like - Six Suburbs In Search Of A City, Paradise With A Lobotomy, Anything - But The Fact Remains That You Are Already Living In It Before You Get There

Anyone Afraid Of What He Thinks Television Does To The World Is Probably Just Afraid Of The World.

Whoever Called Snooker "chess With Balls" Was Rude, But Right.

I've Only Got A Fraction Of The Energy I Once Had, But I Think I Probably Use It Better.