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I Could Be A Jerk And Get A Lot More Publicity, But That's Not Who I Am.

There's Always One Shot That I Can Rely On When I'm Not Hitting The Ball That Well, Is My Serve.

Winning Is About Taking Your Opponent's Heart Out And Squeezing It Until All The Blood Has Come Out, Even The Very Last Drop. There Are No Prizes For A Funny Loser.

I'm Not Worried About The Weekend, I'm Worried About Saturday.

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