I've Got A Great Eye

I Want To Work For Myself, And I Do Work For Myself. I Make Plenty Of Money Working For Myself.

There Are Certain Things Women Are Better At Than Men.

No One Is Depressed When They're Being Chased By A Bear.

The Shuttle Is The Worst $20 You'll Ever Save. It Adds 90 Minutes To Whatever A Town Car Or Cab Would Have Been. You Have The Unenviable Choice Between Being Dropped Off Last Or Being Dropped Off First And Having A Bunch Of Losers Who Can't Afford Cab Fare And Have No Friends Or Loved Ones With Cars Knowing Exactly Where You Live.

I'd Never Hurt Another Person.