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I've Decided To Take Up Smoking, My Doctor Said I Wasn't Getting Enough Tar.
-Steve Martin
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I've Decided To Take Up
Steve Martin
I've Decided To Take Up Smoking, My Doctor Said I Wasn't Getting Enough Tar.
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