I've Come Too Far, And

It's All A Big Hoax, Honey. I Never Wrote A Song In My Life. I Get One-third Of The Credit For Recording It. It Makes Me Look Smarter Than I Am. I've Never Even Had An Idea For A Song. Just Once, Mybe.

I Like To Sing Ballads The Way Eddie Fisher Does And The Way Perry Como Does. But The Way I'm Singing Now Is What Makes The Money.

Love Me Tender, Love Me True, All My Dreams Fulfill. For My Darling, I Love You, And I Always Will.

Didja Ever Get One Of Them Girls Who Just Wants To Watch The Show?

Any Audience, As A Rule, Goes For A Fast Number.