I've Been On The Cover

I Can Wrap My Legs Around My Neck.

I'm Aiming To Become The White Oprah.

I Got A Book Deal Without Even Turning In One Shred Of A Writing Sample.

The Past Explains How I Got Here, But The Future Is Up To Me -and I Love To Live Life At Full Throttle.

I Find The Light And Work It, Work It, Work It.