I've Been Fortunate - I

I Have To Meet Someone Who Loves Children And Who Loves Ex-husbands And Implants.

My Little Circle Of Friends Know How Twisted My Brain Is. I'm Constantly Reading And People Always Think, 'ah, We Didn't Know That About You,' But That's Part Of My Charm.

I Think I'm A Different Person With Different People.

I've Been Fortunate - I Haven't Had Too Many Auditions. I Slept With The Right People.

People Who Wear Fur Smell Like A Wet Dog If They're In The Rain. And They Look Fat And Gross.