I've Always Wanted To Have

I've Been Happily Dedicated To The Same Woman For A Number Of Years. I Never Even Look At Other Women.

I Haven't Been Hit Since Leon Spinks Hit Me In '92.

There Was A Long Time Where I Was An "artist" In Quotes, Who Had No Money. But I Guess Back Then I Also Never Had A Girlfriend.

I Wish I Could Sit Back And Say, 'oh, I'm Gonna Wait For A Merchant-ivory Film To Come My Way. Or Ivory-merchant. Whatever It's Called. But You Just Take What's Given And Then, Hopefully, Down The Road You Can Be More Choosy And Only Do, Say, Wayans Brothers Movies. That's My Goal: To Be More Merchant-ivory-wayans.

I'll Never Forget My Grandmother's Last Words. She Said 'what Are You Doing?'