I've Always Wanted To Do

Alright, Remember, Alcohol Equals Puke Equals Smelly Mess Equals Nobody Likes You.

The Canteen Boy, The Reason You Feel Bad For Him And You Can Laugh Is Because He, And I Guess A Lot Of My Characters, They Don't Notice They're Getting Made Fun Of. So They'll Say Something Back That's Not That Great A Quip, But In Their Mind They Won The Argument.

My Sisters Are Stronger And My Brother's Bigger Than Me.

I Shouldn't Be Near Vegas And Have Money In My Pocket.

I'm A Big Fan Of Money. I Like It, I Use It, I Have A Little. I Keep It In A Jar On Top Of My Refrigerator. I'd Like To Put More In That Jar. That's Where You Come In.