I've Always Maintained That There

Gone Are The Days When A Gentleman Lightly Took Your Hand In His And Brushed His Lips Across It, Or Tipped His Hat To Acknowledge You As He Chivalrously Stepped Aside To Let You Pass.

I've Spent Years When I've Not Been In The Limelight At All And I'm Perfectly Happy Living My Life Without Being Swooped On By Paparazzi.

The Cosmetics Industry Has Much To Answer For. It's A Multi-million- Pound Confidence Trick Based On Giving Women Endless Hope, Courtesy Of Overpriced Little Pots.

It Is Unseemly To Undress On Stage. I Won't Do That.

According To My Sister Jackie, Most Men Stray. And Sex Doesn't Mean Anything To Most Men. But I Wouldn't Date A Man Who Slept Around. Absolutely Not, I've Divorced People For That