I've Always Enjoyed Doing Dishes.

Apparently, Despite My Awareness Of Its Pejorative Connotation, Procrastinating Is Something I Fall Victim To Quite Frequently. I'm Not Proud Of It; I'm Just Being Honest.

I Always Knew I'd Go Back To School. Modeling Was A Means To An End, Making Money For Graduate School.

Everything You've Heard About Canadians Apologizing Profusely For Things They Shouldn't Be Sorry About Is Absolutely True. It Is Both Sweet, Endearing And Worrisome At The Same Time. Having Someone Apologize For No Reason Actually Makes Me Feel As Though I Should Apologize For Their Need To Apologize.

There's Nothing I Hate More Than Gritty, Linty, Mysterious Pocket Schmutz In The Cap Of My Lip Moisturizer - Or, Even Worse, On The Applicator Itself. I Shudder At The Thought.

I Happen To Be Quite Fond Of Staying Out Late And Sleeping The Day Away.