I've Always Enjoyed A Woman's

An Irishman Will Always Soften Bad News, So That A Major Coronary Is No More Than 'a Bad Turn' And A Near Hurricane That Leaves Thousands Homeless Is 'good Drying Weather'.

Sometimes Silence Resolves A Conversation Confused By Mad Misconstruction.

There Is Only One Immutable Law In Life - In A Gentleman's Toilet, Incoming Traffic Has The Right Of Way.

As Somebody Once Said, We're Not Punished For Our Sins, We're Punished By Them.

I'm A Writer, And What I Do Is Write. I Wasn't Able To Do Anything Else.