I've Always Been Very Averse

We Are Often Less Grieved At Disappointments Than At Ourselves For Having Said Much Concerning The Certainty Of Our Expectations.

You Can't Love Your Team Without Hating Another Team.

It Is Easier To Hate Those We Love, Than Love Those Whom We Have Hated.

Oj Simpson Was In A Different Kind Of Courtroom This Week Attempting To Regain Custody Of His Two Children. In Order To Prove To The Court How Much He Loves His Kids, Oj Pointed Out Quote 'hey, They're Still Alive, Aren't They?'

There's No Show Business In Canada, So Everybody Just Did Stand-up And We All Thought, "oh, We'll Just Keep Doing Stand-up." And Then I'm Like, "there's More Work In The States."