I've Always Been A Strong

My Dad Has Been Married To His Wife For 15 Years And Wherever He Goes There Better Be A Seat For Her. I Like Real Couples That Tell You How To Get Through On Wednesdays When You're Just At The End Of Your Rope - The Ones Who Really Know How To Make It Through. We Have To Stop Looking At Hollywood Couples Because You're Going To Get Disappointed.

My Grandmother Taught Me That Accomplishments Meant Less Than What You Left Behind. I Started To Ask Myself What Impact My Comedy Would Have On People's Lives. And That Changed My Act. I Got Cleaner. I Stopped Talking About Generic Stuff Like Airplane Peanuts And Started Speaking The Truth About My Gift.

If You Don't Go Towards The Thing You Fear, You Won't Be Able To Say You Lived.

I Believe In Jesus Christ As My Lord And Savior. I Believe That Jesus Died For My Sins, And Rose Again, And That's My Belief. I Still Don't Know What 'christian' Means. I'm A Follower Of Christ, But I Keep Making A Whole Bunch Of Mistakes. And I Thank God For Forgiveness.

My Sisters Have Been Baptized And My Dad Is A Deacon At His Church Now. Sadly My Mother Passed Away But What I Can Say Is That The Jehovah Witnesses Took Very Good Care Of Her Up Until She Died.