I've Actually Stopped Tinting My

I'm So Suspicious Of Boys-slash-men. I Just Don't Like Them Or Trust Them.

I Honestly Don't Think That I Am Cool Enough Or Important Enough That Anyone Would Care About What I Am Doing At All Hours Of The Day Like "i Just Had A Latte From Starbucks And Now I Am Going To Barney's. Love Me Some Shoes!

Even When I'm Trying To Be Straightforward And Honest And My Comments Are Innocent, Inevitably They Get Turned Into Something Sort Of Salacious.

Sarcasm Doesn't Translate In Print At All.

When I Was 14, I Thought I Was The Coolest Kid In School Because I Told Everyone The Jokes In Fhm.