I've Actually Been Turned Down

The Only Foreplay I Really Need Is For A Guy To Kiss My Hip Bone. The Hip Is The Most Erotic And Neglected Body Part. Kiss The Hip Bone With Your Lips.

I Love To Wear Lingerie. The Problem Is That Men Always Rip It Off Too Quickly. When Women Are Dolled Up In Lingerie They Feel Sexy. So Let Us Wear It For Five Minutes.

A Lot Of Playmates Look Like Playmates, But I Look So Girl-next-door And Wholesome.

If You Want To Meet A Woman, It's Best Just To Smile And Say Hi.

I've Actually Been Turned Down For Jobs Because I Was In Playboy.