It's Very Difficult To Learn

I Love Everything About Books. I Love The Content, The Way They Look And Even The Lovely Way They Smell. I Think A Book Collection Says Something About You As A Person, And Certainly My Books Are Something I'd Want To Pass On For Future Generations.

The Problem With Comedy Audiences - It's Like The Coliseum - When They See Someone Struggling, They Don't Feel Altruistic Towards Them. They Feel Slightly Repulsed By It.

Anything Is Good If It's Made Of Chocolate.

I Like Reading, I Like Boring Things, And Yet I Think People For Ages Had This Image Of Me That I Was On The Tube With A Chainsaw Looking For Any Likely Candidate.

A Good Culture In A Hospital Can Absorb And Manage A Few Bad Nurses, But Once The Culture Becomes Bad In Itself, Bad Nursing Practice Is Much Harder To Hide.