It's Unbelievable How Much You

When I'm Hitting, I'd Play For Nothing. When I'm Not, Any Kind Of Money I Receive Makes Me Feel As If I'm Stealing.

After I Hit A Home Run I Had A Habit Of Running The Bases With My Head Down. I Figured The Pitcher Already Felt Bad Enough Without Me Showing Him Up Rounding The Bases.

Before You Go, Would You Sign That Case Of Balls For Me?

He Who Has The Fastest Golf Cart Never Has A Bad Lie.

I Thought I Raised A Ballplayer. You're Nothing But A Coward And A Quitter.