It's The Most Unglamourous Glamour

We Have Boys Now, And Men, In The Rock And Roll Business And All The Show Business, Who Have This Reaction On Women. They Scream. They Yell. They Do All Sorts Of Wild Things.

So Often When You Start Talking About Kindness To Animals Someone Comments That Starving And Mistreated Children Should Come First. The Issue Can't Be Divided Like That. It Isn't A Choice Between Children And Animals. It's Our Duty To Care For Both. Kindness Is The Important Thing. Kids And Animals Are Our Responsibility.

Kissing A Man With A Beard Is A Lot Like Going To A Picnic. You Don't Mind Going Through A Little Bush To Get There!

I Think Elvis Would Be Alive Today, Probably, If He Had Been Allowed To Mix And Mingle With His Fans. I Think It Was A Great Cross For Him To Bear That He Couldn't Get Out And Be With His Fans.

The Doctor Must Have Put My Pacemaker In Wrong. Every Time My Husband Kisses Me, The Garage Door Goes Up.