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Girls Think That Being Glamorous Means Making Mistakes And Being Irresponsible. And That's Just Not True.

If You're Beautiful, You're Led To Believe That You Can't Also Be Smart.

The End Of A Marriage Has Got To Be One Of The Saddest Events One Can Experience. I’ve Heard That The Pain [of Divorce] Is Second Only To An Actual Death In The Family, And That Sounds About Right.

Note To Self: When Noticing Flyaway Hairs, Do Not Use Lip Gloss As An 'on-the-go' Hair Gel.

So Somebody Told Me That If I Wasn't A Coffee Drinker Yet, By The End Of College I'd Have To Be, Because A Math Major Is So Tough I Would Have To Stay Up Very Late. I Was Going To Need Coffee To Do That. Well, Merely Because They Said That, I Never Drank Coffee In College, Never Got Addicted To It, Never Needed It.