It's Pretty Hard To Offend

I Had No Blood Relatives Till I Made Some.

I Don't Like The Word Power, Because I Don't Really Care About Power. No, That's Not What It Is. I Like That I Make People Feel Good. I Like That I Take Them Out Of Their Mundane, Boring Slumber. And I Wake Them Up, And They Have Fun.

Before I Was Known, I Would Go On Stage And Pretend I Was Other People. Once I Pretended I Was Mentally Handicapped. It Was Really Wrong. One Time I Was A Bad Magician. And One Time I Pretended I Was A Christian Comic.

I Believed In God My Whole Life.

I Have A Spiritual Advisor I Call Up, When I Just Feel Lost. Lately, I've Been Talking To God. I Developed This Dialogue In Rehab, This Dialogue With God, And Every Day I Talk To God.