It's One Of The Ironies

Know Yourself. Don't Accept Your Dog's Admiration As Conclusive Evidence That You Are Wonderful.

Class Never Tries To Build Itself Up By Tearing Others Down. Class Is Already Up And Need Not Strive To Look Better By Making Others Look Worse.

Maturity Is The Ability To Make A Decision And Stand By It. Immature People Spend Their Lives Exploring Endless Possibilities And Then Doing Nothing. Action Requires Courage. Without Courage, Little Is Accomplished.

Women Who Are Devoted To Causes, Such As Overpopulation And The Underprivileged [sic], Are Much Less Interested In Fashion Than, Let's Say, Those Who Lunch At La Grenouille And Le Cirque.

An Open Marriage Is Nature's Way Of Telling You That You Need A Divorce.