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The Universe Is Like A Pension Plan. It Will Match Your Investment.

Nobody Else Knew What To Do With Me Because Big Women Are Old

Acting Forces You To Ask Yourself, 'can My Constitution Take A Decade Of Constant Rejection?' And After Ten Years, You Either Make It Or You Don't. And The Problem Is They Don't Tell You In Advance.

So Instead Of Beating Myself Up For Being Fat, I Think It's A Miracle That I Laugh Every Day And Walk Through My Life With Pride, Because Our Culture Is Unrelenting When It Comes To Large People.

People In This Country Haven't Stopped Hating Fat People, But They've Become More Kind To Me, Since In Our Culture, Even Though We Hate Our Fat People, We Love Our Celebrities Even More.