It's Odd How People Waiting

In War-time A Man Is Called A Hero. It Doesn't Make Him Any Braver, And He Runs For His Life. But At Least It's A Hero Who Is Running Away.

One Of The Privileges Of The Great Is To Witness Catastrophes From A Terrace.

When You See A Woman Who Can Go Nowhere Without A Staff Of Admirers, It Is Not So Much Because They Think She Is Beautiful, It Is Because She Has Told Them They Are Handsome.

I Believe In The Gods; Or Rather I Believe That I Believe In The Gods. But I Don't Believe That They Are Great Brooding Presences Watching Over Us; I Believe They Are Completely Absent Minded.

Falsehood Is The Jockey Of Misfortune.